Quello Che Sará, Sará

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(Source: lewky)

2/6/12 | 12:23am | Reblog

my friday night

Tylor: I can't go out sorry
Me: okay I'll go home
Parents: We're going to a bar with these two friends
Me: okay I'll stay home
Parents: We're home with new friends
Me: Oh, where'd the other two go?
Parents: They went home
Me: Who are these people?
Parents: We met them at the bar and invited them over
Me: Maybe I might go out tomorrow

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biteofnothing:

along with being gay, another thing i really like is blowjobs

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bonermakers:

I’m pretty sure I’d crash.

I wanna do this to someone.

(Source: joxgermanboii)

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1/6/12 | 2:19am | Reblog

OH MY GOD DARTH VADER WHO ARE YOU

I’m not actually referring to any Star Wars movies

There’s a person texting me (the area code says long beach) who is claiming to be Darth Vader but they’re asking me questions about my sex life and I don’t know who it is and it’s really awkward help

1 note | 1/6/12 | 12:50am | Reblog

Yeah, this is really happening.

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aminmela-lle:

The Tale of the Three Brothers (Harry Potter)

2,982 notes | 31/5/12 | 12:51am | Reblog

cybergirlfriend:

babies

but Maxxie isn’t here that’s not okay

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3 notes | 31/5/12 | 12:36am | Reblog

Yep.

15,126 notes | 30/5/12 | 2:45pm | Reblog

The Tale of the Three Brothers.

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10knotes:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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29/5/12 | 1:40am | Reblog

Okay fine guys, I get it. I’ll stop writing text posts.

I actually lost 2 followers in the past hour, so I think I get the hint. this is my last text post. You guys hurt my feelings :(